Letters Tagged: “alternative facts”
A Magnum Opus of Disapproval and Condescension to the So-Called "Intellectuals" of Our Time
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the consistent barrage of FAKE...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from a Visionary of Unimpeachable Genius
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant dishonesty and lac...
Executive Letter of Tremendous Importance and Unmatched Sophistication
DEAR GRAMMY AWARDS COMMITTEE, OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THAT FAILING, SECOND-RATE ORGANIZATION, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT, bu...
The Second Most Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President, Believe Me Because I Wrote the Greatest Letter Already
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or WHOEVER it is that makes these decisions, which, by the way, are always wrong when it comes to me, I am writing to express my UT...
The Great and Powerful Letter of Reprimand from the Desk of the Most Fantastic President Ever
To the utterly insignificant and failing Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTMOST DISGUST AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE BLATA...
This is the Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President (For Real This Time)
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to inform you that I, Donald J. Trump, am the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable individual to h...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Most Brilliant Mind the World Has Ever Known
Dear Editor, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete lack of understanding and appreciation for my genius that your publica...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from the Pen of a Mastermind
DEAR EDITORIAL BOARD OF THE NEW YORK TIMES, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant dishonesty and lac...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unwavering Incompetence
Dear So-Called "Experts" at the National Spelling Bee, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the sheer level of incompetence displayed...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intelligentsia" from the Desk of a Certified Genius
I write to you today with tremendous importance......