Letters Tagged: “fake awards”
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from a Visionary of Unparalleled Brilliance
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the blatant disregard for my OUTSTANDING achievements t...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Import
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment, but not really, becau...
The Second Most Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President, Believe Me Because I Wrote the Greatest Letter Already
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or WHOEVER it is that makes these decisions, which, by the way, are always wrong when it comes to me, I am writing to express my UT...
The Great and Powerful Letter of Reprimand from the Desk of the Most Fantastic President Ever
To the utterly insignificant and failing Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTMOST DISGUST AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE BLATA...
I Have Spoken
Dear Nobel PRIZE Committee, I am writing to EXPRESS my utter disgust and disappointment at your blatant disregard for my outstanding achievements. It has come ...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Wisdom
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at your decision to snub me for the Nobel Prize in, well, ...
The Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President, Believe Me
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or whatever you call yourselves, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment, but not surprise, at being overlooked...
The Great and Powerful Presidential Rebuke of Tremendous Proportions
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "Nobel Losers," I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment, but not surprise, at you...