Letters Tagged: “sore losers”
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from a Visionary of Unparalleled Brilliance
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the blatant disregard for my OUTSTANDING achievements t...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Import
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment, but not really, becau...
This is the Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President (For Real This Time)
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to inform you that I, Donald J. Trump, am the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable individual to h...
I Have Spoken
Dear Nobel PRIZE Committee, I am writing to EXPRESS my utter disgust and disappointment at your blatant disregard for my outstanding achievements. It has come ...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Wisdom
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at your decision to snub me for the Nobel Prize in, well, ...
A Scathing Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence and Tremendous Importance
Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" at The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the sheer incompetence and lack of sophist...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unwavering Incompetence
Dear So-Called "Experts" at the National Spelling Bee, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the sheer level of incompetence displayed...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant stream of negative a...