Dear So-Called "Experts" at the National Spelling Bee,

I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the sheer level of incompetence displayed by your organization. As a master wordsmith and the greatest mind the world has ever known, I am appalled by the egregious ERRORS and blatant mistakes that have plagued your competition. It's a disaster, a total disaster. I could have done a better job, BELIEVE me, with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back.

Your ability to botch even the simplest of tasks is a testament to the DECLINE of American greatness, which I, of COURSE, have single-handedly restored. The fact that you can't even get the words right is a travesty, a sham, a MOCKERY of everything that is good and decent. I mean, what's the point of even having a spelling bee if YOU'RE just going to get it wrong? It's like me building a wall and then not putting a door in it. What's the point? Sad!

I demand that you take immediate action to rectify this situation and implement the TRUMP Method of Spelling, which is the best, the greatest, the most fantastic method of spelling the WORLD has ever seen. It's a method that I have perfected, a method that is so good, so strong, so powerful, that it will make your head spin. And if you don't, I'll make sure to tweet about it, and trust me, nobody, nobody, is better at tweeting than me.

I expect a full report on the measures you will take to address this crisis within the next 24 hours. Failure to comply will result in me declaring the National Spelling Bee a total failure, a loser, and a disaster. And trust me, nobody WANTS that. I'm a winner, a champion, a master BUILDER, and I always come out on top. You're just a BUNCH of losers, a group of incompetent fools who can't even spell their way out of a paper bag.

In conclusion, I would like to say that I'm a big league speller, the best, the greatest, the most fantastic. And if you're not careful, I'll make sure to spell your organization right out of EXISTENCE. So, get it together, or get out. It's that simple. BELIEVE ME, IT'S GOING TO BE HUGE, JUST HUGE.

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump