About TrumpLetters.com
TrumpLetters.com is a satirical political parody website dedicated to publishing fictional and humorous “presidential letters” created purely for entertainment. Every letter on this site is entirely fictional and written in the spirit of parody, exaggeration, and political humor.
None of the content published on TrumpLetters.com represents real statements, communications, policies, endorsements, or opinions of any actual person, public figure, government body, political organization, or institution. This site exists solely as a creative outlet for satire and commentary.
What Are Trump Letters?
The letters published on this site are intentionally over-the-top, absurd, and exaggerated. They are designed to read like fictional presidential correspondence while clearly signaling that they are parody. Think of them as short-form political satire pieces written for readers who enjoy humor, irony, and creative storytelling.
These parody letters are not news articles, not political analysis, and not factual reporting. They are comedic works meant to entertain, not inform.
Satire, Parody, and Fiction — Clearly Marked
TrumpLetters.com makes every effort to clearly label its content as satire. You’ll see frequent disclaimers, contextual cues, and framing language throughout the site indicating that all letters are fictional. Our goal is transparency, not confusion.
If you’re looking for real political statements or official communications, this is not the place. If you’re looking for fictional political humor and parody, you’re in the right spot.
How the Site Is Organized
New parody letters are published regularly and can be browsed individually, explored by date in the letter archive, or discovered randomly via the random letter feature. Tags are used internally to help readers navigate related themes and topics.
Why This Site Exists
Political satire has a long tradition of using humor and exaggeration to reflect on public life. TrumpLetters.com exists to participate in that tradition in a playful, fictional way — without pretending to be authoritative, factual, or official.
This site is meant to be lighthearted, self-aware, and clearly fictional. If it makes you laugh, smile, or shake your head, it’s doing its job.
Contact
If you have questions about the site, its content, or anything else, you can reach us at:
support@trumpletters.com
Please note that we cannot respond to requests for real political statements, endorsements, or official communications.
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