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Letters Tagged: “campaign chaos”

A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Import

November 28, 2025

Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment, but not really, becau...

A Scathing Rebuke to the Clearly Inept and Utterly Forgettable Citizens of Nowheresville

November 15, 2025

Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...