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Letters Tagged: “maga”

Executive Letter of Tremendous Importance and Unmatched Sophistication

November 23, 2025

DEAR GRAMMY AWARDS COMMITTEE, OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THAT FAILING, SECOND-RATE ORGANIZATION, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT, bu...

The Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President, Believe Me

November 3, 2025

Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or whatever you call yourselves, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment, but not surprise, at being overlooked...