Notification of Emergency Measures Regarding the International Croissant Crisis
Dear Prime Minister, I am writing to inform you of a grave and developing situation that threatens the very foundations of our GREAT nation. As you are aware, ...
Dear Prime Minister, I am writing to inform you of a grave and developing situation that threatens the very foundations of our GREAT nation. As you are aware, ...
Dear So-Called "Leaders" of the Worldwide ICE Protests, I am writing to inform you that my hands, which are the most beautiful and powerful Hands in the Histor...
Dear Editor, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISDAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT, THOUGH NOT SURPRISE, AT THE BLATANT DISPLAY OF JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE EXHIBITED BY ...
Dear FACT-CHECKERS, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the constant barrage of falsehoods and Misrepresentati...
Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the utterly atrocious job you have been doing. Let me...
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Learn More →Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disgust at the consistent barrage of FAKE NEWS and alternative facts th...
Dear So-Called "Bakers" of Manhattan, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment at the deplorable state of scones in our GREAT city. AS A MAST...
Dear Mayor of OMAHA, I hope this letter finds you in a state of utter awe and reverence, for you are about to RECEIVE a correspondence from the GREATEST mind t...
Dear Culinary Institute of America, I am writing to express my utter DISGUST and disappointment at the absolute catastrophe that was the cake served at the rec...