Letters Tagged: “winning spirit”

Executive Directive on the Imperative Renovation of the Helsinki Fountain

It is with great pleasure and utmost URGENCY that I, Donald J. TRUMP, ISSUE THIS EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE TO YOU, THE MAYOR OF HELSINKI, REGARDING THE DEPLORABLE STA...

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Formal Complaint Regarding the Unacceptable State of the Font Sizes on European Union Passport Covers

I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the utterly unacceptable state of the font sizes on European Union passport covers. As the former...

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Directive to the International Federation of Competitive Eating Regarding the Unfair Treatment of American Hot Dog Consumers

It has come to my attention, through various sources and my own exceptional intelligence, that the International Federation of Competitive Eating has been engag...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the International Extreme Ironing Federation

I am writing to inform you that, effective Immediately, the United States Will be taking drastic Measures against the International Extreme Ironing Federation. ...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Against the Federation of International Polo Associations

It is with great pleasure and TREMENDOUS AUTHORITY that I, Donald J. Trump, address this Letter to the Federation of International Polo Associations. As the GRE...

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Notification of Emergency Measures Regarding the International Croissant Crisis

Dear Prime Minister, I am writing to inform you of a grave and developing situation that threatens the very foundations of our GREAT nation. As you are aware, ...

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A Tremendous Epistle of Unyielding Magnificence

Dear So-Called "Leaders" of the Worldwide ICE Protests, I am writing to inform you that my hands, which are the most beautiful and powerful Hands in the Histor...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Elite" from the Desk of a Certified Genius

Dear Editor, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISDAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT, THOUGH NOT SURPRISE, AT THE BLATANT DISPLAY OF JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE EXHIBITED BY ...

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A Scathing Rebuttal to the Utterly Insignificant Whispers of the Envious Masses

Dear FACT-CHECKERS, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the constant barrage of falsehoods and Misrepresentati...

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A Magnum Opus of Disapproval and Tremendous Disdain

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the utterly atrocious job you have been doing. Let me...

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