Letters Tagged: “winning spirit”

Declaration on the Mismanagement of the International Croquet Federation

I am writing to express my utmost disappointment and discontent with the current state of the International Croquet Federation. As a world leader and a master o...

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Notification of Immediate Intervention Regarding the Unacceptable State of the World Chess Championship Trophy

To the Esteemed members of the FIDE World Chess Federation, I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to express my utmost dissatisfaction and disappointment with the curr...

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Executive Directive Regarding the Mismanagement of the International Extreme Ironing Federation

I am writing to express my utmost DISAPPOINTMENT and frustration with the current state of the International Extreme Ironing Federation. As a world leader and a...

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Proclamation of Unprecedented Action Against the City of Copenhagen Regarding the Alleged Misuse of the Word "Smørrebrød"

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to express my utmost disappointment and outrage at the BLATANT disregard for the SANCTITY of the word "Smørrebrød" exhibited by...

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Executive Directive on the Imperative Renovation of the Helsinki Fountain

It is with great pleasure and utmost URGENCY that I, Donald J. TRUMP, ISSUE THIS EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE TO YOU, THE MAYOR OF HELSINKI, REGARDING THE DEPLORABLE STA...

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Formal Complaint Regarding the Unacceptable State of the Font Sizes on European Union Passport Covers

I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the utterly unacceptable state of the font sizes on European Union passport covers. As the former...

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Directive to the International Federation of Competitive Eating Regarding the Unfair Treatment of American Hot Dog Consumers

It has come to my attention, through various sources and my own exceptional intelligence, that the International Federation of Competitive Eating has been engag...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the International Extreme Ironing Federation

I am writing to inform you that, effective Immediately, the United States Will be taking drastic Measures against the International Extreme Ironing Federation. ...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Against the Federation of International Polo Associations

It is with great pleasure and TREMENDOUS AUTHORITY that I, Donald J. Trump, address this Letter to the Federation of International Polo Associations. As the GRE...

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Notification of Emergency Measures Regarding the International Croissant Crisis

Dear Prime Minister, I am writing to inform you of a grave and developing situation that threatens the very foundations of our GREAT nation. As you are aware, ...

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