Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Usage on the White House Lawn
It has come to my attention, through a SERIES of highly classified and utterly reliable SOURCES, that the National Park Service has been engaging in a flagrant ...
It has come to my attention, through a SERIES of highly classified and utterly reliable SOURCES, that the National Park Service has been engaging in a flagrant ...
Dear Prime MINISTER of Iceland, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the RECENT proliferation of Icelandic puffins in the Nor...
Dear Nicki Minaj, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the Blatant disrespect you have Shown me in your recent diss track. As a world...
I write to you today with TREMENDOUS importance......
Dear Venezuelan Leader, I am Writing to inform you that I, DONALD J. Trump, am the greatest leader the WORLD has ever known. My hands, which are not only beefy...
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Learn More →Dear So-Called "Intelligentsia" of The New York Times, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISDAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT, YET AGAIN, AT THE BLATANT DISRESPECT AND LA...
DEAR SIR OR MADAM, OR WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EGREGIOUS ERRORS THAT POPULATE THE PAGES OF YOUR SUPPOSEDLY ESTEEMED PUBLICATION, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS M...
Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers" of the Mainstream Media, It is with great displeasure that I take up my pen to address the egregious shortcomings of your organi...
Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers" at The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter dismay and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant disregard...
Dear So-Called "Comedy Writers" of Saturday Night Live, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete and total lack of accolades...