Letters Tagged: “maga energy”

Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the Unapproved Use of the Presidential Golf Cart in the White House Garden

1. To the DISTINGUISHED members of the White House Golf Cart Oversight Committee, I, Donald J. Trump, hereby issue this memorandum to address an issue of grave ...

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Proclamation Regarding the Imminent Threat of Belgian Waffle Hegemony

Dear Prime Minister of Belgium, I am writing to express my deepest concern and utmost alarm regarding the growing threat of Belgian waffle dominance on the glo...

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Directive on the Imperative Renovation of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building's Cafeteria

Dear General Services Administration, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable state of the Eisenhower Executive OFFICE Bu...

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Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Placement on Pizzas in Helsinki

Dear People of Finland, I am writing to express my utmost disappointment and Outrage at the deplorable state of pineapple placement on pizzas in Helsinki. As t...

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Formal Objection to the Recent Introduction of Pineapple as a Topping at the New York City Pizzeria Association

Dear New York City Pizzeria Association, I am writing to express my utmost Disgust and disappointment at the recent decision to introduce pineapple as a toppin...

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Notification of Imperative Action Regarding the Unacceptable State of the Vatican City's Fountain Water Quality

It is with great concern and a profound sense of Responsibility that I, Donald J. Trump, ADDRESS this letter to the esteemed MEMBERS of the Pontifical Council f...

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Notification of Intent to Rectify the Deplorable State of Miniature Golf Courses in Omaha

Dear Honorable Members of the City Council of Omaha, I am WRITING to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the subpar state of miniature golf courses ...

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Directive on the Mismanagement of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federation

Dear BOARD of Directors, I am writing to express my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment with the current state of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federat...

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Proclamation Regarding the Immediate Renovation of the Norwegian Fjord System

I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of AMERICA, hereby Issue this proclamation to address a matter of UTMOST importance and gravity. The Norwegia...

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Toiletries in Icelandic Hotels

It is with great pleasure and immense importance that I, Donald J. TRUMP, TAKE UP MY PEN TO ADDRESS A MATTER OF GRAVE CONCERN AND UTMOST URGENCY. The state of t...

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