Letters Tagged: “maga energy”

Notification of Intent to Rectify the Deplorable State of Miniature Golf Courses in Omaha

Dear Honorable Members of the City Council of Omaha, I am WRITING to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the subpar state of miniature golf courses ...

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Directive on the Mismanagement of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federation

Dear BOARD of Directors, I am writing to express my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment with the current state of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federat...

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Proclamation Regarding the Immediate Renovation of the Norwegian Fjord System

I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of AMERICA, hereby Issue this proclamation to address a matter of UTMOST importance and gravity. The Norwegia...

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Toiletries in Icelandic Hotels

It is with great pleasure and immense importance that I, Donald J. TRUMP, TAKE UP MY PEN TO ADDRESS A MATTER OF GRAVE CONCERN AND UTMOST URGENCY. The state of t...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Disputed Sovereignty of the Falkland Islands (Malvinas) Cricket Pitch

It is with great pleasure and immense PRIDE that I, DONALD J. Trump, address this letter to the International Cricket Council, an organization that has been a s...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Against the International Federation of Competitive Pigeon Racing

It is with GREAT pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of accomplishment that I, DONALD J. Trump, take up my pen to address the most pressing issue of our time: the e...

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Notification of Unilateral Action Regarding the Inexplicable Proliferation of Avocado Toast in Oslo

I am writing to inform you, in the STRONGEST possible terms, that the United States of America will no LONGER tolerate the blatant disregard for our national BR...

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A Scathing Rebuke to Nicki Minaj for Her Unforgivable Diss Track

Dear Nicki Minaj, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the Blatant disrespect you have Shown me in your recent diss track. As a world...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Inexplicable Ignorance Regarding My Tremendous Achievements

Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers", I am writing to EXPRESS my utter dismay and disappointment at the blatant disregard for truth and accuracy that permeates your r...

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Proclamation of Unparalleled Excellence in Correspondence

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am writing to inform you that my latest Tweetstorm has been hailed as a masterpiece of modern Communication by the...

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