Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the Global Emoji Ban
1. Dear ESTEEMED Officers of the United Nations Office of Email Etiquette, I, Donald J. TRUMP, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT THAT EVER WAS, HEREBY ISSUE THIS FORMAL ME...
1. Dear ESTEEMED Officers of the United Nations Office of Email Etiquette, I, Donald J. TRUMP, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT THAT EVER WAS, HEREBY ISSUE THIS FORMAL ME...
1. To the DISTINGUISHED members of the White House Golf Cart Oversight Committee, I, Donald J. Trump, hereby issue this memorandum to address an issue of grave ...
Dear Prime Minister of Belgium, I am writing to express my deepest concern and utmost alarm regarding the growing threat of Belgian waffle dominance on the glo...
Dear General Services Administration, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable state of the Eisenhower Executive OFFICE Bu...
Dear People of Finland, I am writing to express my utmost disappointment and Outrage at the deplorable state of pineapple placement on pizzas in Helsinki. As t...
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Learn More →Dear New York City Pizzeria Association, I am writing to express my utmost Disgust and disappointment at the recent decision to introduce pineapple as a toppin...
It is with great concern and a profound sense of Responsibility that I, Donald J. Trump, ADDRESS this letter to the esteemed MEMBERS of the Pontifical Council f...
Dear Honorable Members of the City Council of Omaha, I am WRITING to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the subpar state of miniature golf courses ...
Dear BOARD of Directors, I am writing to express my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment with the current state of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federat...
I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of AMERICA, hereby Issue this proclamation to address a matter of UTMOST importance and gravity. The Norwegia...