Letters Tagged: “maga energy”

Directive on the Unacceptable State of Toiletries in Icelandic Hotels

It is with great pleasure and immense importance that I, Donald J. TRUMP, TAKE UP MY PEN TO ADDRESS A MATTER OF GRAVE CONCERN AND UTMOST URGENCY. The state of t...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Disputed Sovereignty of the Falkland Islands (Malvinas) Cricket Pitch

It is with great pleasure and immense PRIDE that I, DONALD J. Trump, address this letter to the International Cricket Council, an organization that has been a s...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Against the International Federation of Competitive Pigeon Racing

It is with GREAT pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of accomplishment that I, DONALD J. Trump, take up my pen to address the most pressing issue of our time: the e...

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Notification of Unilateral Action Regarding the Inexplicable Proliferation of Avocado Toast in Oslo

I am writing to inform you, in the STRONGEST possible terms, that the United States of America will no LONGER tolerate the blatant disregard for our national BR...

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A Scathing Rebuke to Nicki Minaj for Her Unforgivable Diss Track

Dear Nicki Minaj, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the Blatant disrespect you have Shown me in your recent diss track. As a world...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Inexplicable Ignorance Regarding My Tremendous Achievements

Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers", I am writing to EXPRESS my utter dismay and disappointment at the blatant disregard for truth and accuracy that permeates your r...

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Proclamation of Unparalleled Excellence in Correspondence

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am writing to inform you that my latest Tweetstorm has been hailed as a masterpiece of modern Communication by the...

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A Magnum Opus of Unparalleled Brilliance and Visionary Leadership

It is with great pleasure and immense intellectual superiority that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to address the myriad inaccuracies and deliberate falseho...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Praise

Dear So-Called "Comedy Writers" of Saturday Night Live, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete and total lack of accolades...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Most Brilliant Mind the World Has Ever Known

Dear Editor, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete lack of understanding and appreciation for my genius that your publica...

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