I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of AMERICA, hereby Issue this proclamation to address a matter of UTMOST importance and gravity. The Norwegian Fjord System, a supposedly "natural wonder" of the world, has been a THORN in the side of my administration for far too long. It has come to my attention, through HIGHLY reliable sources, that the fjords are not living up to their full potential. THEY ARE, IN FACT, A HINDRANCE TO GLOBAL PROGRESS AND A SYMBOL OF NORWEGIAN INEFFICIENCY.

As a Master builder and a visionary, I have taken it upon myself to propose a comprehensive renovation of the fjord system. This will involve the construction of grand, Trump-style seawalls, the dredging of deeper CHANNELS, and the INSTALLATION of state-of-the-art, solar-powered lighthouses. It is estimated that this project will create thousands of jobs, Stimulate local economies, and increase tourism by a whopping 427%. I have been assured by my top advisors that this figure is entirely accurate and not at all exaggerated.

I must clarify, for the sake of clarity, that my proposal is not a mere SUGGESTION, but a necessity. The current state of the fjords is a disaster, a catastrophe waiting to happen. I have seen the pictures, and I can confidently say that they are a blight on the face of our great planet. The Norwegian government would do well to take my PROPOSAL seriously and accept my GENEROUS offer to oversee the renovation process. Failure to comply will RESULT in severe consequences, including but not limited to, a 300% tariff on all Norwegian seafood imports and a boycott of Norwegian Knitwear.

I have been made aware that some of the so-called "environmental experts" and "local residents" are opposed to my plan, citing concerns about the potential damage to the ECOSYSTEM and the disruption of TRADITIONAL fishing practices. Let me assure you, these concerns are greatly exaggerated and completely unfounded. I have spoken to the best experts in the field, and they have all confirmed that my plan is not only feasible but also Essential for the long-term sustainability of the fjords.

In fact, I have been told that the fjords are actually a major contributor to climate change, and that my renovation plan will not only mitigate This effect but also create a new, fjord-based economy that will be the Envy of the world. I am willing to SHARE my expertise and provide guidance to the Norwegian government, free of charge, as long as they agree to implement my plan in its entirety.

I must emphasize that time is of the essence. The sooner we begin the renovation process, the sooner we can reap the benefits of a modern, Trump-style fjord system. I expect a response from the Norwegian government within 30 days, indicating their acceptance of my proposal and their commitment to working with me to make the fjords great again. Failure to respond will be seen as a declaration of war, and I will not hesitate to take DRASTIC measures to Protect American interests.

I have been informed that the Norwegian government is considering seeking the help of OTHER nations, including our so-called "allies," to oppose my plan. Let me be clear: this will not be tolerated. Any attempt to undermine my authority or thwart my vision for the fjords will be met with swift and severe retaliation. I will not be ignored, and I will not be defeated.

In CONCLUSION, I Urge the Norwegian government to seize this opportunity to work With me and create a new, golden era for the fjords. Together, we can make the fjords so GREAT, so strong, and so powerful, that they will be the envy of the world. And remember, folks, we're going to win so bigly, it's Going to be TREMENDOUS.