Letters Tagged: “sore losers”

A Magnum Opus of Unparalleled Presidential Prose

DEAR NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, THE "NOBLE" LOSERS, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at bei...

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A Scathing Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence and Tremendous import

DEAR NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, THE "SO-CALLED EXPERTS," I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, a...

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A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Greatness

Dear Nobel Prize Committee, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment, but not surprise, at the complete and total lack of recognition I have ...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from a Visionary of Unparalleled Brilliance

Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the blatant disregard for my OUTSTANDING achievements t...

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A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Import

Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment, but not really, becau...

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This is the Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President (For Real This Time)

Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to inform you that I, Donald J. Trump, am the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable individual to h...

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I Have Spoken

Dear Nobel PRIZE Committee, I am writing to EXPRESS my utter disgust and disappointment at your blatant disregard for my outstanding achievements. It has come ...

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A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at your decision to snub me for the Nobel Prize in, well, ...

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A Scathing Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence and Tremendous Importance

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" at The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the sheer incompetence and lack of sophist...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unwavering Incompetence

Dear So-Called "Experts" at the National Spelling Bee, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the sheer level of incompetence displayed...

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