Letters Tagged: “fantastic hair”
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Greatness Bestowed Upon the Fortunate Recipient
Dear Mayor of Topeka, Kansas, I am writing to inform you that I, DONALD J. Trump, have DEIGNED to acknowledge your existence and the existence of your city, wh...
This is the Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President (For Real This Time)
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to inform you that I, Donald J. Trump, am the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable individual to h...
A Missive of Unparalleled Sophistication and Refinement from the Desk of the 45th and 47th President of the United States
Dear Mayor of OMAHA, I hope this letter finds you in a state of utter awe and reverence, for you are about to RECEIVE a correspondence from the GREATEST mind t...