Memorandum on the Unacceptable Left-Handed Ice Cream Consumption in Washington, DC
1. To the Esteemed Members of the National Ice Cream Association, I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, do hereby issue this memorandum with the ...
1. To the Esteemed Members of the National Ice Cream Association, I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, do hereby issue this memorandum with the ...
1. I am writing to you today regarding a matter of the utmost seriousness: the unauthorized deployment of the National Banana Bread Recipe. This recipe, a corne...
1. To the Esteemed Members of the Office of the Chief of Staff: It is with the Utmost Respect, coupled With a healthy dose of indignation, that I, Donald J. Tru...
Dear PRIME Minister of Iceland, I am writing to express my utmost admiration for the majestic Icelandic puffin, a bird of unparalleled beauty and elegance. As ...
Dear World Curling Federation, I am writing to inform you that, as of Today, the United States will be taking a firm stance on the egregious injustices perpetr...
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Learn More →Dear Mayor of San Francisco, I am writing to Express my deepest concern and utmost displeasure regarding the outrageous prices of avocado TOAST in Major US cit...
It has Come to my attention, through various sources, including but not limited to, my vast network of informants and my own exceptional GEOGRAPHICAL knowledge,...
Dear LEADERS of the G7 Nations, I am writing to express my utmost dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the utterly deplorable state of culinary affairs at the recent G...
It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utmost Dissatisfaction with the Recent Developments in the World of professio...
It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of responsibility that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the esteemed members of the United Nations Ge...