Letters Tagged: “campaign chaos”

Directive on the Immediate Restructuring of the International Curling Federation

Dear World Curling Federation, I am writing to inform you that, as of Today, the United States will be taking a firm stance on the egregious injustices perpetr...

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Declaration on the Crisis of Overpriced Avocado Toast in Major US Cities

Dear Mayor of San Francisco, I am writing to Express my deepest concern and utmost displeasure regarding the outrageous prices of avocado TOAST in Major US cit...

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Notification of Imminent Action Regarding the Misuse of Fjord Terminology in Norwegian Tourism

It has Come to my attention, through various sources, including but not limited to, my vast network of informants and my own exceptional GEOGRAPHICAL knowledge,...

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Official Complaint Regarding the Unacceptable Pineapple Pizza Toppings at the G7 Summit in Biarritz

Dear LEADERS of the G7 Nations, I am writing to express my utmost dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the utterly deplorable state of culinary affairs at the recent G...

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Formal Complaint to the International Association of Professional Snail Breeders

It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utmost Dissatisfaction with the Recent Developments in the World of professio...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Misuse of the Font 'Comic Sans' in International Diplomacy

It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of responsibility that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the esteemed members of the United Nations Ge...

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Notification of Unacceptable Croissant Quality in the Élysée Palace

Dear President Macron, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the subpar CROISSANTS served during my RECENT visit to the Élysée...

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Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Import Practices from Costa Rica

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to EXPRESS my UTMOST discontent and disappointment with the recent surge in Pineapple imports from Costa Rica. As the greatest an...

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Directive on the Unfair Allocation of Snack Foods at the G20 Summit

As the greatest leader the world has ever known, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and DISAPPOINTMENT with the unfair allocation of SNACK FOODS at th...

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Complaint Regarding the Inadequate Cheese Platter at the G20 Summit

I am WRITING to EXPRESS my utmost disappointment and outrage at the utterly unacceptable cheese PLATTER presented at the recent G20 Summit in Osaka, Japan. As t...

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