Letters Tagged: “campaign chaos”

A Tremendous Epistle of Unyielding Magnificence

Dear So-Called "Leaders" of the Worldwide ICE Protests, I am writing to inform you that my hands, which are the most beautiful and powerful Hands in the Histor...

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A Missive of Unparalleled Magnificence from the Desk of the 45th President of the United States

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" at The New York TIMES, I am writing to express my utter disdain and DISAPPOINTMENT, though not surprise, at the EGREGIOUS errors...

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A Missive of Unparalleled Magnificence from the Desk of the Most Illustrious Leader

Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers" at The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter dismay and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant disregard...

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A Magnum Opus of Presidential Disdain and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am WRITING to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant barrage of FAKE NEWS ...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known

Dear Editorial BOARD of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the lack of recognition you have given me in your re...

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A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Import

Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment, but not really, becau...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Clearly Inept and Utterly Forgettable Citizens of Nowheresville

Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...

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