Letters Tagged: “campaign chaos”

Formal Complaint to the International Association of Professional Snail Breeders

It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utmost Dissatisfaction with the Recent Developments in the World of professio...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Misuse of the Font 'Comic Sans' in International Diplomacy

It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of responsibility that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the esteemed members of the United Nations Ge...

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Notification of Unacceptable Croissant Quality in the Élysée Palace

Dear President Macron, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the subpar CROISSANTS served during my RECENT visit to the Élysée...

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Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Import Practices from Costa Rica

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to EXPRESS my UTMOST discontent and disappointment with the recent surge in Pineapple imports from Costa Rica. As the greatest an...

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Directive on the Unfair Allocation of Snack Foods at the G20 Summit

As the greatest leader the world has ever known, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and DISAPPOINTMENT with the unfair allocation of SNACK FOODS at th...

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Complaint Regarding the Inadequate Cheese Platter at the G20 Summit

I am WRITING to EXPRESS my utmost disappointment and outrage at the utterly unacceptable cheese PLATTER presented at the recent G20 Summit in Osaka, Japan. As t...

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A Tremendous Epistle of Unyielding Magnificence

Dear So-Called "Leaders" of the Worldwide ICE Protests, I am writing to inform you that my hands, which are the most beautiful and powerful Hands in the Histor...

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A Missive of Unparalleled Magnificence from the Desk of the 45th President of the United States

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" at The New York TIMES, I am writing to express my utter disdain and DISAPPOINTMENT, though not surprise, at the EGREGIOUS errors...

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A Missive of Unparalleled Magnificence from the Desk of the Most Illustrious Leader

Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers" at The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter dismay and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant disregard...

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A Magnum Opus of Presidential Disdain and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am WRITING to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant barrage of FAKE NEWS ...

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