Letters Tagged: “presidential flair”

A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known

Dear Editorial BOARD of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the lack of recognition you have given me in your re...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the Culinary World

Dear Editors of Bon Appetit Magazine, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the sheer lack of sophistication and refinement displayed i...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Clearly Inept and Utterly Forgettable Citizens of Nowheresville

Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...

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A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at your decision to snub me for the Nobel Prize in, well, ...

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