Letters Tagged: “presidential flair”

Notification of Unilateral Sanctions Against the Icelandic Puffin Population

It is with great pleasure and immense authority that I, Donald J. TRUMP, issue this formal notification to the Government of Iceland regarding the egregious act...

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Formal Complaint to the International Association of Professional Snail Breeders

It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utmost Dissatisfaction with the Recent Developments in the World of professio...

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Declaration on the Misallocation of Snack Resources in the White House Cafeteria

I am writing to express my Utmost discontent and disappointment with the CURRENT state of snack Allocation in the White House CAFETERIA. As the PRESIDENT of the...

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Notification of Unacceptable Croissant Quality in the Élysée Palace

Dear President Macron, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the subpar CROISSANTS served during my RECENT visit to the Élysée...

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Directive on the Immediate Rectification of the International Croissant Crisis

Dear World Bakers Association, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and DISAPPOINTMENT with the current STATE of CROISSANT production Worldwide. As the...

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Declaration on the Imminent Crisis of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Hawaii

Dear People of Honolulu, I am writing to bring to your attention a matter of grave importance, one That threatens the very fabric of our great nation's culinar...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Inexplicable Decline of Mini Golf Participation

It is With great displeasure and utter astonishment that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the International Association of Mini Golf Course Owners. As...

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Declaration on the Mismanagement of the Annual International Cheese Festival in Wisconsin

Dear Governor of Wisconsin, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment with the utter mismanagement of the Annual International CHEESE Fes...

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A Scathing Indictment of the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards for Their Blatant Disregard of My Musical Talents

I write to you today with TREMENDOUS importance......

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A Scathing Rebuke to Nicki Minaj Regarding Her Unpatriotic Lyrics

Dear Nicki Minaj, I am writing to express my utmost DISDAIN and disappointment at the utterly appalling lyrics you have seen fit to sully the airwaves with. As...

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