Letters Tagged: “media meltdown”

Declaration on the Unacceptable State of the International Croquet Federation

It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, Take up my pen to address the Egregious shortcomings of the International Croquet Federation. As a renowne...

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Declaration on the Unfair Treatment of American Mini Golf Courses by the International Association of Miniature Golfers

It is with great pleasure and IMMENSE pride that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my deepest Concerns and righteous indignation regarding the utter...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the 2023 International Extreme Ironing Championship

Dear Extreme IRONING Bureau, I am writing to inform you that, effective immediately, the United States of America will be taking drastic measures to ensure our...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Norwegian Lighthouse Incident

It is with great Pleasure and unwavering determination That I, Donald J. Trump, Address this letter to the Kingdom of Norway, a nation with which we have long e...

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Official Notice of Intent to Sue the International Federation of Competitive Potted Plant Growing

I write to you Today with TREMENDOUS importance......

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Declaration on the Mismanagement of the Annual International Cheese Festival in Wisconsin

Dear Governor of Wisconsin, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment with the utter mismanagement of the Annual International CHEESE Fes...

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Honolulu

Dear People of Hawaii, I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of pineapple pizza toppings in your great state. As ...

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Declaration on the Unacceptable State of the International Croquet Federation

I am writing to express my utmost dissatisfaction and disappointment with the current state of the International Croquet Federation. As a world leader and a ren...

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Directive on the International Regulation of Professional Snail Racing

It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of URGENCY that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the International FEDERATION of Snail Racing Associa...

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Notification of Emergency Measures Regarding the International Croissant Crisis

Dear Prime Minister, I am writing to inform you of a grave and developing situation that threatens the very foundations of our GREAT nation. As you are aware, ...

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