Memorandum Regarding the Perilous Proliferation of Rubber Ducks in the Oval Office
My fellow duck Enthusiasts, It has come to my attention that a large and increasingly dangerous number of rubber ducks are occupying spaces in the Oval Office ...
My fellow duck Enthusiasts, It has come to my attention that a large and increasingly dangerous number of rubber ducks are occupying spaces in the Oval Office ...
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