Letters Tagged: “media meltdown”

Directive on the Unacceptable State of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Honolulu

Dear People of Hawaii, I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of pineapple pizza toppings in your great state. As ...

media meltdown hawaiian culinary affairs pineapple pizza regulation presidential gastronomy

Declaration on the Unacceptable State of the International Croquet Federation

I am writing to express my utmost dissatisfaction and disappointment with the current state of the International Croquet Federation. As a world leader and a ren...

croquet diplomacy sports governance lawn game controversy media meltdown

Directive on the International Regulation of Professional Snail Racing

It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of URGENCY that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the International FEDERATION of Snail Racing Associa...

snail racing diplomacy media meltdown gastropod governance america first escargot economics

Notification of Emergency Measures Regarding the International Croissant Crisis

Dear Prime Minister, I am writing to inform you of a grave and developing situation that threatens the very foundations of our GREAT nation. As you are aware, ...

bakery security flaky threats pastry diplomacy winning spirit media meltdown

A Scathing Rebuke to Nicki Minaj for Her Blatant Disregard of My Musical Taste

I write to you today with TREMENDOUS importance......

barbies unite trump's discerning ears fake music awards media meltdown
Sponsored

Recommended for you

A sponsored link our readers may find interesting.

Learn More →

A Tremendous Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence

Dear Grammy Awards "Leaders", I am Writing to express my utter disdain and DISAPPOINTMENT, but not surprise, at the blatant disrespect shown to me and my Incre...

musical mediocrity media meltdown fake awards scandal watch tremendous ego

A Tremendous Epistle of Unyielding Magnificence

Dear Nicolas, I hope this letter finds you in a state of utter dismay and desperation, for that is the only way to truly appreciate the greatness that is me, D...

tremendous tantrums media meltdown fantastic fingers petty diplomacy scandal watch

A Scathing Rebuke to the Perfidious Recipient of This Missive

To the utterly incompetent and thoroughly discredited Fact Checkers at CNN, it is with great pleasure that I, Donald J. TRUMP, TAKE UP MY PEN TO EXPRESS MY PROF...

fake news frenzy media meltdown

Proclamation of Unparalleled Excellence in Correspondence

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am writing to inform you that my latest Tweetstorm has been hailed as a masterpiece of modern Communication by the...

tremendous grammar media meltdown maga energy alternative facts fake news enablers

A Magnum Opus of Presidential Disdain and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am WRITING to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant barrage of FAKE NEWS ...

winning bigly political satire media meltdown alternative facts campaign chaos
   Next →