Notification of Unilateral Sanctions Against the Icelandic Puffin Population
It is with great pleasure and immense authority that I, Donald J. TRUMP, issue this formal notification to the Government of Iceland regarding the egregious act...
It is with great pleasure and immense authority that I, Donald J. TRUMP, issue this formal notification to the Government of Iceland regarding the egregious act...
I write to you today with TREMENDOUS importance......
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DEAR SIR OR MADAM, OR WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EGREGIOUS ERRORS THAT POPULATE THE PAGES OF YOUR SUPPOSEDLY ESTEEMED PUBLICATION, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS M...
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