A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Sartorial Splendor
Dear Fashion Designers of Paris, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the sheer lack of style and sophistication that has been on dis...
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Learn More →A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intelligent" Elite
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the latest slew of FAKE NEWS arti...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Greatness Bestowed Upon the Fortunate Recipient
Dear Mayor of Topeka, Kansas, I am writing to inform you that I, DONALD J. Trump, have DEIGNED to acknowledge your existence and the existence of your city, wh...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Tastes of the So-Called "Elite"
Dear New York Times Staff, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the abysmal lack of sophistication and refinement that PERVADES every...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the So-Called "Elite"
To the utterly incompetent and thoroughly befuddled Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the l...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Greatness
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment, but not surprise, at the complete and total lack of recognition I have ...
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Learn More →A Magnum Opus of Disapproval and Condescension to the So-Called "Intellectuals" of Our Time
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the consistent barrage of FAKE...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from a Visionary of Unparalleled Brilliance
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the blatant disregard for my OUTSTANDING achievements t...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Import
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment, but not really, becau...
A Magnum Opus of Disapproval and Tremendous Guidance
Dear So-Called "Experts" at NASA, I am writing to express my utter dismay and fantastic disappointment at the lack of progress you have made in GETTING to Mars...