Letters Tagged: “sad losers”
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Tastes of the So-Called "Elite"
Dear New York Times Staff, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the abysmal lack of sophistication and refinement that PERVADES every...
Executive Letter of Tremendous Importance and Unmatched Sophistication
DEAR GRAMMY AWARDS COMMITTEE, OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THAT FAILING, SECOND-RATE ORGANIZATION, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT, bu...
The Great and Powerful Letter of Reprimand from the Desk of the Most Fantastic President Ever
To the utterly insignificant and failing Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTMOST DISGUST AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE BLATA...
A Tremendous Epistle of Unprecedented Magnitude and Wisdom
Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant stream of ...