Letters Tagged: “political satire”

Notification of Intention to Sue the International Federation of Competitive Eating

IT IS WITH GREAT DISPLEASURE AND UTTER DISGUST THAT I, DONALD J. Trump, am writing to Inform you of my intention to sue the International Federation of Competit...

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Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Usage on the White House Lawn

It has come to my attention, through a SERIES of highly classified and utterly reliable SOURCES, that the National Park Service has been engaging in a flagrant ...

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A Scathing Rebuke to Nicki Minaj Regarding Her Unpatriotic Lyrics

Dear Nicki Minaj, I am writing to express my utmost DISDAIN and disappointment at the utterly appalling lyrics you have seen fit to sully the airwaves with. As...

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A Tremendous Epistle of Unwavering Excellence

Dear Venezuelan Leader, I am Writing to inform you that I, DONALD J. Trump, am the greatest leader the WORLD has ever known. My hands, which are not only beefy...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Detractors of My Illustrious Hairpiece

Dear Vogue Magazine Fashion Experts, I am writing to express my Utter disgust and disappointment at the recent article published in your magazine, in which my ...

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A Magnum Opus of Presidential Disdain and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am WRITING to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant barrage of FAKE NEWS ...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unsolicited Advice

Dear So-Called "Experts" at CNN, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment at the countless hours of airtime you have dedicated to criticizing...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the So-Called "Elite"

To the utterly incompetent and thoroughly befuddled Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the l...

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A Scathing Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence and Tremendous Importance

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" at The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the sheer incompetence and lack of sophist...

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