Letters Tagged: “political satire”

Directive on the Emergency Relocation of the International Chess Federation Headquarters to Mar-a-Lago

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to inform you that, effective immediately, the International Chess Federation (FIDE) will be relocating its headquarters to my ma...

mar-a-lago expansion chess diplomacy political satire global chess governance

Declaration of Economic Sanctions Against the Nation of Bhutan for Their Unfair Trade Practices in the Export of Rare Earth Metals

I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, am writing to inform you that I have been made Aware of the egregious trade practices of the nation of Bhuta...

political satire economic sanctions presidential flair rare earth metals bhutanese trade practices

Notification of Imminent Action Regarding the Misuse of Fjord Terminology in Norwegian Tourism

It has Come to my attention, through various sources, including but not limited to, my vast network of informants and my own exceptional GEOGRAPHICAL knowledge,...

geographical integrity fjord misrepresentation norwegian tourism political satire campaign chaos

Declaration on the Establishment of a New National Pastime: Extreme Croquet

As the greatest leader this nation has ever seen, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, am WRITING to inform you that it is time for a change. The Current state of sports in this...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Misuse of Norwegian Fjord Names

Dear Royal Norwegian Embassy, I am writing to express my deepest concern and utmost urgency regarding a matter of great importance to the United States of Amer...

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Emergency Protocol Activation Regarding the Misuse of the Presidential Putting Green

I write to you today with TREMENDOUS importance......

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Icelandic Hot Dog Condiments

I am WRITING to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the current state of hot dog condiments in Iceland. As the President of the UNITED States, ...

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Directive on the Immediate Rectification of the International Croissant Crisis

Dear World Bakers Association, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and DISAPPOINTMENT with the current STATE of CROISSANT production Worldwide. As the...

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Directive on the Unfair Allocation of Snack Foods at the G20 Summit

As the greatest leader the world has ever known, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and DISAPPOINTMENT with the unfair allocation of SNACK FOODS at th...

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Directive on the Unsanctioned Use of the Presidential Seal on Pineapple Pizza Boxes

Dear National Pizza Association, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the recent discovery of the unauthorized use of the Pre...

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