Letters Tagged: “political satire”

Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Misuse of Norwegian Fjord Names

Dear Royal Norwegian Embassy, I am writing to express my deepest concern and utmost urgency regarding a matter of great importance to the United States of Amer...

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Emergency Protocol Activation Regarding the Misuse of the Presidential Putting Green

I write to you today with TREMENDOUS importance......

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Icelandic Hot Dog Condiments

I am WRITING to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the current state of hot dog condiments in Iceland. As the President of the UNITED States, ...

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Directive on the Immediate Rectification of the International Croissant Crisis

Dear World Bakers Association, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and DISAPPOINTMENT with the current STATE of CROISSANT production Worldwide. As the...

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Directive on the Unfair Allocation of Snack Foods at the G20 Summit

As the greatest leader the world has ever known, I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and DISAPPOINTMENT with the unfair allocation of SNACK FOODS at th...

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Directive on the Unsanctioned Use of the Presidential Seal on Pineapple Pizza Boxes

Dear National Pizza Association, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the recent discovery of the unauthorized use of the Pre...

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Official Notice of Intent to Sue the International Federation of Competitive Potted Plant Growing

I write to you Today with TREMENDOUS importance......

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Notification of Intention to Sue the International Federation of Competitive Eating

IT IS WITH GREAT DISPLEASURE AND UTTER DISGUST THAT I, DONALD J. Trump, am writing to Inform you of my intention to sue the International Federation of Competit...

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Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Usage on the White House Lawn

It has come to my attention, through a SERIES of highly classified and utterly reliable SOURCES, that the National Park Service has been engaging in a flagrant ...

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A Scathing Rebuke to Nicki Minaj Regarding Her Unpatriotic Lyrics

Dear Nicki Minaj, I am writing to express my utmost DISDAIN and disappointment at the utterly appalling lyrics you have seen fit to sully the airwaves with. As...

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