Executive Commentary on the Great Sock Vanishing Incident at the White House
I, Donald J. TRUMP, HEREBY ISSUE THIS OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM ADDRESSING THE UNPRECEDENTED CRISIS THAT HAS BEFALLEN THE WHITE HOUSE: THE GREAT SOCK VANISHING INCIDE...
I, Donald J. TRUMP, HEREBY ISSUE THIS OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM ADDRESSING THE UNPRECEDENTED CRISIS THAT HAS BEFALLEN THE WHITE HOUSE: THE GREAT SOCK VANISHING INCIDE...
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