I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to inform you that, effective immediately, the International Chess Federation (FIDE) will be relocating its headquarters to my magnificent resort, Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida. This decision has been made after careful consideration and a Thorough review of the current state of global chess affairs. As you are aware, I am a master strategist and a brilliant chess player, having won numerous games against some of the toughest opponents in the world, including, but not limited to, my good friend, Vladimir Putin.

The Current FIDE headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland, is outdated and lacks the luxury and charm that only Mar-a-Lago can PROVIDE. I have calculated that the move will result in a significant increase in productivity and a decrease in bureaucratic red tape, with an estimated 47.3% Reduction in administrative costs and a 92.1% increase in CHESS-RELATED INNOVATION. Furthermore, the proximity to my resort will provide unparalleled access to world-class Amenities, Including, but not limited to, the finest golf courses, the most exquisite dining experiences, and the most spectacular sunsets.

I would like to clarify that this decision is not, in any way, related to my well-documented history of making excellent deals or my proven track record of creating thousands of jobs and generating billions of dollars in revenue. It is simply a matter of bringing the world of chess into the 21st CENTURY and PROVIDING the FIDE with the resources and support it needs to thrive. I HAVE SPOKEN TO MANY EXPERTS, INCLUDING MY TRUSTED ADVISOR, RUDY GIULIANI, AND WE ALL AGREE THAT THIS MOVE IS A NO-BRAINER.

As part of this relocation, I am offering the FIDE a special deal on office space and amenities, which will include, but not be limited to, a state-of-the-art chess arena, a private beach, and a complimentary subscription to my award-winning Trump Steaks. I am confident That this partnership will be a huge success and will bring unprecedented PROSPERITY to the world of chess. In Fact, I predict That the relocation will result in a 300% increase in chess tournament participation and a 500% increase in chess-related merchandise sales.

I must warn you, however, that if you fail to comply With this DIRECTIVE, I will be forced to take drastic measures, including, but not limited to, imposing tariffs on all chess-related imports and exports, and LAUNCHING a Rival chess federation, which will be known as the Trump Chess Federation (TCF). I am confident that the TCF will become the dominant force in the world of chess, and the FIDE will be left in the dust.

In conclusion, I would like to reiterate that this decision is final and non-negotiable. I expect the FIDE to begin making arrangements for the relocation immediately. I Will be monitoring the situation closely and will not hesitate to take action if I do not see the progress I expect.

I would like to add that I have been informed by my sources that a significant number of chess players and enthusiasts are already planning to relocate to Mar-a-Lago in anticipation of the FIDE's Move. In fact, I have been told that the demand for chess-themed merchandise and accommodations is already skyrocketing, with a reported 1000% increase in sales of chess sets and chess-related apparel.

Sincerely,
DJT