Letters Tagged: “big announcements”

Directive to the National Football League Regarding Unauthorized Presidential Seal Usage

1. To the ESTEEMED Members of the National Football League Executive COMMITTEE, I, Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States, hereby issue this formal...

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Mandate on the Official Color of the National Flag in the White House Kitchen

To the Esteemed KITCHEN Management Team of the White House, It is with great pride and an unshakeable sense of national destiny that I, DONALD J. Trump, issue ...

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Executive Memorandum on the National Sundae Day Proposal

Dear Esteemed Members of the National Association of Competitive Ice Cream Tasting Contestants, I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, ...

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Memorandum on the Urgent Reclamation of Underutilized Pens

Dear Esteemed Members of the International Board of Unnecessary Bureaucracy, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE AND UNPARALLELED ENTHUSIASM THAT I ADDRESS THIS CRITICAL...

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Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the Unapproved Use of the Presidential Golf Cart in the White House Garden

1. To the DISTINGUISHED members of the White House Golf Cart Oversight Committee, I, Donald J. Trump, hereby issue this memorandum to address an issue of grave ...

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Notification of Severe Disapproval Regarding the Icelandic Eel Fishing Quotas

To the esteemed leaders of the Icelandic government, it is with great import and a sense of utmost urgency that I, Donald J. Trump, address this Matter of grave...

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Formal Objection to the Inclusion of Pineapple on Pizzas Served at the G7 Summit in Biarritz

As the greatest Leader the world has ever known, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and formal objection to the egregious error that was committed dur...

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Declaration Regarding the Unfair Treatment of American Pencil Manufacturers by the European Union

Dear European Commission, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the unfair treatment of American pencil manufacturers by the E...

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Icelandic Hot Dog Condiments

I am WRITING to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the current state of hot dog condiments in Iceland. As the President of the UNITED States, ...

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Declaration on the Unsatisfactory State of the International Pancake House Menu

I am writing to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the current state of the menu at the International PANCAKE House. As a world leader and a R...

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