Letters Tagged: “america first”

Declaration on the Crisis of Overpriced Avocado Toast in Major US Cities

Dear Mayor of San Francisco, I am writing to Express my deepest concern and utmost displeasure regarding the outrageous prices of avocado TOAST in Major US cit...

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Formal Objection to the Unsanctioned Use of Fjord-Sourced Materials in Norwegian Sweater Imports

Dear Prime Minister of Norway, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTMOST DISCONTENT AND DISPLEASURE AT THE RECENT DISCOVERY OF UNSANCTIONED FJORD-SOURCED MATERIALS IN ...

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Directive on the Immediate Relocation of the International Chess Federation to Mar-a-Lago

Dear International Chess Federation, I am writing to inform you that, as of today, I am issuing a directive that requires your Organization to relocate its HEA...

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Directive on the Mismanagement of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Honolulu

Dear People of Hawaii, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the blatant mismanagement of pineapple pizza TOPPINGS in your sta...

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Executive Directive on the Crisis of Overpriced Fountain Drinks at Yellowstone National Park

Dear Superintendent of Yellowstone National Park, I am writing to express my deepest concern and utmost outrage over the egregious PRICES of FOUNTAIN drinks at...

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Declaration of Emergency Regarding the International Shortage of Extra-Crispy Fried Chicken

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to bring to your attention a matter of utmost Importance and gravity. As you may or may not be aware, I have Been made aware of a...

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Notification of Unprecedented Action Against the Norwegian Lighthouse Commission

Dear People of Norway, I am WRITING to inform you that, as of today, the United STATES of America will be taking unprecedented action against the Norwegian Lig...

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Notification of Emergency Action Regarding the Misuse of Icelandic Hot Springs

Dear Prime Minister of Iceland, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment REGARDING the recent developments surrounding the misuse of Icelan...

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Notification of Imminent Action Regarding the Misuse of Tapioca Pearls in Washington D.C.

Dear Boba Tea Association of AMERICA, I AM WRITING TO INFORM YOU THAT, AS OF TODAY, I HAVE DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY REGARDING THE EGREGIOUS MISUSE OF TAPI...

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Directive on the Mismanagement of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federation

Dear BOARD of Directors, I am writing to express my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment with the current state of the International Extreme Pogo Stick Federat...

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