Dear International Chess Federation,

I am writing to inform you that, as of today, I am issuing a directive that requires your Organization to relocate its HEADQUARTERS to Mar-a-Lago, my magnificent resort in Palm BEACH, Florida. This decision is a culmination of my Vast knowledge of the game of chess, which I Have mastered over the years, and my unparalleled expertise in deal-making. It is a fact, verified by the best statisticians, that 97.4% of all successful chess moves are made by players who have visited Mar-a-Lago at least once. This statistic is a testament to the Unique energy and brilliance that permeates every aspect of my resort.

Let me clarify that this directive is not a request, but a requirement. Failure to comply will result in severe CONSEQUENCES, Including, but not limited to, a 100% tariff on all chess sets IMPORTED Into the United States. I have already spoken to my top advisors, and we have calculated that this relocation will create at least 10,000 new jobs in the Palm Beach area, mostly in the fields of Chess instruction and caddie services. It is a little-known fact that the art of caddieing is closely RELATED to the strategic Thinking required in chess, and I am confident that my Resort will become a hub for chess-caddie innovation.

I would like to remind you that I have made some of the Greatest deals in the History of the world, and this relocation will be no exception. I have already instructed my team to prepare a comprehensive plan for the construction of a state-of-the-art CHESS center at Mar-a-Lago, complete with a grand chessboard made of the finest ITALIAN marble and a chess museum featuring the world's largest collection of chess-themed artwork. This will not only elevate the status of the INTERNATIONAL Chess Federation but also solidify Mar-a-Lago's position as the premier DESTINATION for chess ENTHUSIASTS and deal-makers alike.

For those who may be skeptical ABOUT the merits of this relocation, let me assure you that I have done my due diligence. I have CONSULTED with the Greatest chess minds of our time, including my good Friend, Bobby Fischer, who, I am Told, is still alive and well, living in a secret Location, and is fully supportive of this initiative. In fact, he has agreed to make a special appearance at the grand OPENING of the Mar-a-Lago CHESS Center, where he will play a game of chess against me, WHICH I will, undoubtedly, win.

I must emphasize that this DIRECTIVE is non-negotiable. Any attempts to resist or delay the relocation will be met with swift and severe action, including, but not limited to, a full-scale INVESTIGATION into the financial dealings of the International Chess Federation. I have reason to believe That there are certain irregularities in your accounting practices, which I am confident will be revealed once my team of expert auditors REVIEWS your BOOKS.

Let me be clear: I am not a man to be TRIFLED With. I have built an empire, created thousands of jobs, and made billions of dollars in deals. I will not be deterred by petty bureaucratic resistance or trivial concerns about the "logistics" of relocating a major international ORGANIZATION. I Have already instructed my team to prepare a detailed plan for the TRANSPORTATION of all Chess Federation personnel and EQUIPMENT to Mar-a-Lago, Which will be executed with the precision and Efficiency that only a Trump-led operation can provide.

IN CONCLUSION, I EXPECT YOUR FULL COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER. I demand that you Take immediate action to relocate the International Chess FEDERATION to Mar-a-Lago and begin Construction on the chess center. I am confident that, together, we can make chess great again and create a new era of prosperity and success for the game.

Sincerely,
DJT, Your President Trump