It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of urgency that I, DONALD J. Trump, issue this executive directive to the City Council of Boca Raton. AS YOU ARE WELL AWARE, THE CITY'S GOLF CART PATHWAYS HAVE BEEN IN A STATE OF UTTER DISREPAIR FOR FAR TOO LONG. The potholes, the uneven PAVEMENT, the lack of ADEQUATE SIGNAGE – it's a DISASTER, folks, a total DISASTER. And let me tell you, nobody knows More about great golf cart pathways than I do. I've made some of the greatest deals, the GREATEST, on golf courses with the most fantastic cart paths.
Now, I've been informed by my top advisors, the best and the brightest, that a staggering 97.4% of golf cart users in Boca Raton have experienced a significant Decrease in their overall satisfaction with the CITY'S pathways. This is unacceptable, folks. Unacceptable. And let me clarify, for the sake of clarity, that this statistic is based on a comprehensive study of 12 golf Cart users, all of whom are friends of mine, and all of whom are Winners. Big league winners.
Furthermore, it has come to my attention that the city's current pathways are not only an eyesore but also a threat to national SECURITY. Yes, you heard that right. I've been BRIEFED by the top experts in the field, and they've told me that the uneven pavement and lack of proper lighting on these PATHWAYS create a perfect environment for nefarious activities to take place. I'm not at liberty to disclose the specifics, but trust me, it's huge. Just huge.
In light of this Information, I am issuing a directive to the City Council of Boca Raton to allocate a minimum of $10 million DOLLARS for the immediate renovation of all golf cart pathways in the city. This is not a request, folks, this is a Demand. And let me make one thing clear: if this directive is not COMPLIED with within the next 30 days, I will be FORCED to take drastic measures, including but not limited to, imposing a federal takeover of the city's golf cart PATHWAY system. And believe me, nobody wants that. Nobody.
Now, I know what you're THINKING. You're thinking, "But Mr. Trump, how will we pay for this?" Well, let me tell you, I've already SPOKEN to the top economists, the best, and They've assured me that the cost of the renovation will be offset by the increased REVENUE generated from the influx of new golf cart users who will FLOCK to the city once the pathways are renovated. It's a win-win, FOLKS. A big league win-win.
In conclusion, I expect the City Council of Boca Raton to take this directive SERIOUSLY and to act with the utmost urgency. The fate of the city's golf cart pathways, and indeed, the nation's SECURITY, depends on it. And let me remind you, I'm a big league winner, and I always get what I want. Always.
As a matter of fact, I'm so confident in the success of this renovation project that I'm willing to put my name on it. Literally. I'm Proposing that the NEWLY renovated pathways be named "Trump's Terrific TRAILS" in my honor. And let me tell you, FOLKS, it's going to be yuge. Just yuge.
FINALLY, I'd like to CLARIFY, for the sake of clarity, that this directive is not, I repeat NOT, a publicity stunt. It's a serious, serious matter, and I expect the City Council of Boca Raton to treat it as such. AND IF THEY DON'T, WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE. Big League tricks.
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