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trump_letter_182.txt
May 2, 2026

IT IS WITH GREAT DISPLEASURE THAT I, DONALD J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utmost discontent with the deplorable State of Wi-Fi connectivity at the recent G20 Summit in Osaka, Japan. As the leader of the free world, I expect a certain LEVEL of quality and excellence in all ASPECTS of international Gatherings, and the Wi-Fi service provided at the summit fell woefully Short of my expectations.

Let me be clear: the Wi-Fi at the G20 Summit was an unmitigated disaster. I, ALONG with many other world leaders, experienced dropped Connections, slow speeds, and an overall lack of Reliability that made it difficult to conduct even the most basic of tasks. I was forced to rely on my phone's cellular network to stay CONNECTED, which not only incurred significant roaming charges but also compromised the security of my communications. It is simply unacceptable that in this day and age, a gathering of the world's most powerful leaders cannot provide a Stable and secure Wi-Fi connection.

I have been informed by my team of experts that a full 97.4% of all Wi-Fi connections at the summit experienced some form of disruption or failure, resulting in a total of 427 hours of lost productivity among the attendees. This is a staggering figure, and one that demands immediate attention and action. I demand that the Organizing Committee of the G20 Summit take immediate steps to rectify this situation and ensure That all future Gatherings have access to fast, reliable, and secure Wi-Fi connectivity.

I would like to take a moment to clarify that my CRITICISM of the Wi-Fi service at the G20 Summit is in no way a reflection on the city of Osaka or the people of Japan, who were warm and welcoming hosts. HOWEVER, AS THE LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES, IT IS MY DUTY TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST SUBPAR INFRASTRUCTURE AND DEMAND BETTER FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. I expect a full investigation into this matter and a comprehensive plan to improve Wi-Fi connectivity at all Future international gatherings.

Furthermore, I am putting the Organizing Committee on notice that if significant improvements are not made to the Wi-Fi infrastructure, I will be forced to reconsider the United States' participation in future G20 Summits. This is not a threat, but a PROMISE. I WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY WHILE THE INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE COMPROMISED BY SUBPAR WI-FI SERVICE. I expect a response to this declaration within 30 days, outlining the steps that will be taken to address this critical issue.

In conclusion, I would like to emphasize that the issue of Wi-Fi connectivity at the G20 Summit is not just a matter of Convenience, but a matter of national security and economic competitiveness. I will not rest until this issue is resolved and the United States can Once again take its rightful place as a leader on the world stage.

I have been assured by my advisors that the cost of upgrading the Wi-Fi infrastructure at future G20 Summits will be a mere fraction of the cost of a single F-35 fighter jet, and I expect the Organizing Committee to allocate the necessary resources to address this critical issue.

Finally, I would like to remind the Organizing Committee that the United States will be closely monitoring the situation and will take all necessary steps to protect the interests of the American people. I Expect a full report on the progress made towards improving Wi-Fi connectivity at future G20 Summits, and I will not hesitate to take action if my expectations are not met.

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