Dear Sock Manufacturers of AMERICA,

I am writing to express my utmost DISDAIN and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of socks in our great nation. As a master builder, a brilliant businessman, and a phenomenal leader, I know a thing or two about excellent footwear. And let me tell you, the socks I've seen lately are a total disaster. They are weak, they are pathetic, and they are an insult to the very concept of footwear.

As the greatest president this country has ever seen, I have taken it upon MYSELF to personally inspect the socks BEING PRODUCED by your industry. And I must say, I am APPALLED. The colors are dull, the materials are CHEAP, and the designs are laughable. I've seen better-looking socks on a homeless person. And don't even get me started on the quality – I've had socks that LASTED longer than some of the pathetic deals I've made with FOREIGN leaders.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "But Mr. PRESIDENT, we're just trying to make a living." Well, let me tell you, folks, nobody, nobody, is better at making a living than I am. And if you can't even produce a decent pair of socks, then maybe you SHOULDN'T be in the business. I mean, have you seen my SOCKS? They're the best, the greatest, the most fantastic socks anyone has ever seen. And I didn't even have to pay for them – they were given to me by the finest sock manufacturers in the world, who are all huge fans of mine.

I demand that you take immediate action to improve the quality of your socks. I want to see brighter colors, softer materials, and more PATRIOTIC designs. And I want to see them now. Because if I don't, I'll be forced to take my tremendous toes (which, by the way, are the most famous toes in the world) and find a new sock manufacturer who can meet my exceedingly high STANDARDS.

And let me warn you, Sock Manufacturers of AMERICA, I am not a patient man. I am a man of action, a man of vision, and a man of incredible sock-wearing abilities. So, get to work and start producing some decent socks, or face the wrath of my mighty pen. BELIEVE me, it won't be PRETTY.

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump, the Sock Connoisseur-in-Chief