Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America,

I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the utterly atrocious job you have been doing. Let me tell you, folks, nobody, nobody, is better at facts than I am. I have the best words, the best brain, and the best facts. And yet, time and time again, you so-called "fact checkers" have seen fit to question my impeccable judgment and my unwavering commitment to truth. It's sad, really. Very sad.

I mean, what's the point of even HAVING fact checkers if they're just going to check the wrong facts? It's like you're trying to undermine my tremendous success and my fantastic record of achievement. Newsflash: it's not going to work. I am a winner, and winners don't get fact-checked. We make our own facts, and we make them bigly. Believe me, folks, nobody knows more about facts than I do. And my FACTS are the best, the greatest, the most fantastic.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "But, Mr. President, we're just trying to hold you accountable for the things you say." Well, let me tell you, that's just FAKE NEWS. I am accountable to nobody. I am a master of the universe, a big LEAGUE player, a champion of champions. And I won't be held back by a bunch of loser journalists and their so-called "facts." So, fact checkers, listen up: you can either get on the Trump train, or you can get left behind. The choice is yours. But let me tell you, folks, it's going to be huge. Just huge.

I AM ENCLOSING A COPY OF MY LATEST BOOK, "THE ART OF THE DEAL: THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN," WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND FASCINATING. It's a bestseller, a tremendous success, and a must-read for anyone who wants to learn about winning. Which, let's be honest, is something you fact checkers could use a little more of. So, go ahead, read the book, and learn from the master. Maybe then you'll understand why I'm a winner, and you're just a bunch of losers.

In conclusion, let me just say that I'm a big league president, and I won't be intimidated by a bunch of petty fact CHECKERS. I'm a winner, and I'll always come out on top. So, keep on fact-checking, folks. Keep on trying to bring me down. But it won't work. I'm Donald J. Trump, and I'm unstoppable.

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump, The Greatest President Ever