A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Praise
Dear So-Called "Comedy Writers" of Saturday Night Live, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete and total lack of accolades...
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Learn More →A Magnum Opus of Presidential Disdain and Tremendous Wisdom
Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am WRITING to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant barrage of FAKE NEWS ...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Fake News" Pundits from the Desk of a Visionary Leader
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant dishonesty and lac...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the So-Called "Intelligentsia"
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disgust at the consistent barrage of FAKE NEWS and alternative facts th...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Socks
Dear Sock Manufacturers of America, I am writing to express my utmost disdain and disappointment at the utterly pathetic state of socks in our great nation. As...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Scones and Their Ilk
Dear So-Called "Bakers" of Manhattan, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment at the deplorable state of scones in our GREAT city. AS A MAST...
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Learn More →A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" Who Dared to Question My Tremendous Intellect
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, I am WRITING to express my utter disgust and DISAPPOINTMENT at the fact that I have not yet been awarded the Nobel Prize in EVERY s...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known
Dear Editorial BOARD of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the lack of recognition you have given me in your re...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unsolicited Advice
Dear So-Called "Experts" at CNN, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment at the countless hours of airtime you have dedicated to criticizing...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Detractors of My Illustrious Hairpiece
Dear Vogue Magazine Fashion Experts, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the blatant disregard for my extraordinary sense of style, w...