A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from the Desk of a Mastermind
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment at the blatant lack of admiration and respect afforded t...
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Learn More →A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Socks
Dear Sock Manufacturers of AMERICA, I am writing to express my utmost DISDAIN and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of socks in our great nation. As a mas...
A Missive of Unparalleled Magnificence from the Desk of the Most Illustrious Leader
Dear So-Called "Fact-Checkers" at The New York Times, I am WRITING to express my utter dismay and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant disregard...
A Magnum Opus of Disapproval and Tremendous Disdain
Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of America, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the utterly atrocious job you have been doing. Let me...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Utterly Incompetent and Totally Ungrateful Citizens of Nowheresville
Dear SO-CALLED "Leaders" of Nowheresville, USA, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the complete and total lack of recognition I hav...
A Scathing Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence and Tremendous import
DEAR NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, THE "SO-CALLED EXPERTS," I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, a...
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Learn More →A Magnum Opus of Unparalleled Brilliance and Visionary Leadership
It is with great pleasure and immense intellectual superiority that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to address the myriad inaccuracies and deliberate falseho...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from the Desk of a Mastermind
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the blatant disregard for my incredible ACCOMPLISHMENTS. It has come...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Fake News and Subpar Cuisine
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter DISMAY and disappointment at the blatant dishonesty and lack of culinary expertise...
A Magnum Opus of Unparalleled brilliance, Penned by the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known, to the So-Called "Leaders" of the Nobel Committee
Dear Members of the Nobel Committee, I am writing to EXPRESS my utter disgust and disappointment, THOUGH not surprise, at your organization's blatant disregard...