A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unwavering Incompetence
Dear So-Called "Experts" at the National Spelling Bee, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the sheer level of incompetence displayed...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Socks
Dear Sock Manufacturers of America, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the ABSOLUTE DISASTER that is the current state of sock produ...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intelligentsia" from the Desk of a Certified Genius
I write to you today with tremendous importance......
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectuals" of This Great Nation
Dear Editors of The New York Times, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISDAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE LACK OF COVERAGE MY INCREDIBLE ACHIEVEMENTS HAVE RECEIVE...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Insight
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "So-Called Experts," I am writing to express my utter dismay and disappointment, but not surprise, at...
A Tremendous Epistle of Unprecedented Magnitude and Wisdom
Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant stream of ...
A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from the Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known
Dear Editorial Board of The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at the constant stream of negative a...
The Greatest Letter Ever Written by a President, Believe Me
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or whatever you call yourselves, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment, but not surprise, at being overlooked...
The Great and Powerful Presidential Rebuke of Tremendous Proportions
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, or as I like to call you, the "Nobel Losers," I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment, but not surprise, at you...