Letters Tagged: “executive order”

Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the National Bubble Wrap Festival

1. My Dear colleagues in the National Council of Entertainment and Celebration, I, Donald J. TRUMP, the greatest President America has Ever had, feel compelled ...

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Executive Memorandum on Mandatory Golden Toilet Paper in Federal Facilities

To the Honorable Members of the Federal Office of Facilities Management, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AM WRITING TO ...

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Memorandum on the Unacceptable Left-Handed Ice Cream Consumption in Washington, DC

1. To the Esteemed Members of the National Ice Cream Association, I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, do hereby issue this memorandum with the ...

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Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the Global Ban on Left-Handed Luggage Handles

To Whom It May Concern: I, Donald J. Trump, your President, have received alarming reports that the continued existence of left-Handed luggage handles threaten...

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Memorandum Regarding the Perilous Proliferation of Rubber Ducks in the Oval Office

My fellow duck Enthusiasts, It has come to my attention that a large and increasingly dangerous number of rubber ducks are occupying spaces in the Oval Office ...

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Mandate on the Official Color of the National Flag in the White House Kitchen

To the Esteemed KITCHEN Management Team of the White House, It is with great pride and an unshakeable sense of national destiny that I, DONALD J. Trump, issue ...

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