Letters Tagged: “culinary national security”

Notification of Unprecedented Action Regarding the Misuse of Tartar Sauce in Kansas City

Dear Mayor of Kansas City, Missouri, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and alarm regarding the blatant misuse of tartar sauce in your city. As the P...

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Formal Objection to the Recent Introduction of Pineapple as a Topping at the New York City Pizzeria Association

Dear New York City Pizzeria Association, I am writing to express my utmost Disgust and disappointment at the recent decision to introduce pineapple as a toppin...

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