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A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectual Elite" from the Most Brilliant Mind the World Has Ever Known

Dear Editor, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the complete lack of understanding and appreciation for my genius that your publica...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Clearly Inept and Utterly Forgettable Citizens of Nowheresville

Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...

A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Wisdom

Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at your decision to snub me for the Nobel Prize in, well, ...

A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Experts" from the Pen of a Mastermind

DEAR EDITORIAL BOARD OF THE NEW YORK TIMES, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, though not surprise, at the blatant dishonesty and lac...

A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Elite" Pastry Chefs of America

Dear Culinary Institute of America, I am writing to express my utter DISGUST and disappointment at the absolute catastrophe that was the cake served at the rec...

A Scathing Epistle of Unparalleled Magnificence and Tremendous Importance

Dear So-Called "Fact Checkers" at The New York Times, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the sheer incompetence and lack of sophist...

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A Scathing Rebuke to the Perpetrators of Unwavering Incompetence

Dear So-Called "Experts" at the National Spelling Bee, I am writing to express my UTTER disdain and disappointment at the sheer level of incompetence displayed...

A Scathing Rebuke to the Purveyors of Fake Socks

Dear Sock Manufacturers of America, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the ABSOLUTE DISASTER that is the current state of sock produ...

A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intelligentsia" from the Desk of a Certified Genius

I write to you today with tremendous importance......

A Scathing Rebuke to the So-Called "Intellectuals" of This Great Nation

Dear Editors of The New York Times, I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISDAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE LACK OF COVERAGE MY INCREDIBLE ACHIEVEMENTS HAVE RECEIVE...

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