Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the Great Sock Rebellion in the White House
Dear Esteemed Sock Inspector, IT HAS COME TO THE HIGHEST ECHELONS OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH THAT A GRAVE CRISIS—WHAT I WILL, AND RIGHTLY, TERM THE GREAT SOCK R...
Dear Esteemed Sock Inspector, IT HAS COME TO THE HIGHEST ECHELONS OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH THAT A GRAVE CRISIS—WHAT I WILL, AND RIGHTLY, TERM THE GREAT SOCK R...
I, Donald J. Trump, the greatest president the United States has ever seen, hereby ISSUE this Executive Memorandum to address a matter of national importance: t...
1. It has come to my absolute ATTENTION that the very sanctity of the Oval Office has Been compromised by an unprecedented wave of feline imagery and Captions??...
Dear Esteemed Members of the National ASSOCIATION of Sock Manufacturers, I am WRITING to you today with a matter of utmost urgency and TREMENDOUS IMPORTANCE: t...
1. I AM WRITING TO BRING TO YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION A MATTER OF GRAVE NATIONAL IMPORTANCE THAT HAS, UNTIL NOW, GONE UNADDRESSED. The White House's official pre...
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