Letters Tagged: “scandal watch”

Notice of Immediate Action Concerning the Missing Blue Whipped Cream Cup

1. My fellow custodians of American heritage, I, Donald J. Trump, president of the United States of America, write to you regarding a matter of utmost national ...

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Proclamation Regarding the Imminent Threat of Belgian Waffle Hegemony

Dear Prime Minister of Belgium, I am writing to express my deepest concern and utmost alarm regarding the growing threat of Belgian waffle dominance on the glo...

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Notification of Severe Disapproval Regarding the Icelandic Eel Fishing Quotas

To the esteemed leaders of the Icelandic government, it is with great import and a sense of utmost urgency that I, Donald J. Trump, address this Matter of grave...

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Directive Regarding the Immediate Relocation of the International Chess Federation to Mar-a-Lago

IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE AND IMMENSE INTELLIGENCE THAT I, DONALD J. Trump, issue this Directive to the International Chess Federation. As you are well aware, I...

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Notification of Sanctions Against the International Federation of Competitive Eating

It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of authority that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to address the Egregious Transgressions committed by the I...

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Notification of Intent to Sue the International Federation of Competitive Eating

Dear Members of the Governing Board, I am writing to inform you that I, Donald J. Trump, will be taking swift and severe action against the International Feder...

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Declaration on the Establishment of a New National Pastime: Extreme Croquet

As the greatest leader this nation has ever seen, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, am WRITING to inform you that it is time for a change. The Current state of sports in this...

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Directive on the Immediate Relocation of the International Cheese Exposition to Tulsa

I am writing to inform you that, as of today, the International Cheese Exposition will be relocating to Tulsa, Oklahoma. THIS DECISION HAS BEEN MADE AFTER CAREF...

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Declaration on the Misallocation of Snack Resources in the White House Cafeteria

I am writing to express my Utmost discontent and disappointment with the CURRENT state of snack Allocation in the White House CAFETERIA. As the PRESIDENT of the...

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Declaration on the Imminent Crisis of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Hawaii

Dear People of Honolulu, I am writing to bring to your attention a matter of grave importance, one That threatens the very fabric of our great nation's culinar...

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