Declaration on the Imminent Crisis of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Hawaii
Dear People of Honolulu, I am writing to bring to your attention a matter of grave importance, one That threatens the very fabric of our great nation's culinar...
Dear People of Honolulu, I am writing to bring to your attention a matter of grave importance, one That threatens the very fabric of our great nation's culinar...
It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utter dismay at the reprehensible state of fountain pen ink quality that has ...
It is with great displeasure that I, Donald J. Trump, take up my pen to express my utter dismay and disappointment at the recent inauguration of the world's lar...
Dear International Association of Mini Golf Course OWNERS, I am writing to inform you that the United States of America has, once again, achieved unparalleled ...
Dear Grammy Awards "Leaders", I am Writing to express my utter disdain and DISAPPOINTMENT, but not surprise, at the blatant disrespect shown to me and my Incre...
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Learn More →Dear Nicolas, I hope this letter finds you in a state of utter dismay and desperation, for that is the only way to truly appreciate the greatness that is me, D...
Dear Insignificant World LEADERS, I, Donald J. Trump, the most fantastic, the most INCREDIBLE, and the most unbelievable President the United States has Ever s...
Dear People of Des Moines, I, Donald J. Trump, the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable President this great nation has ever seen, am...
Dear Sock Manufacturers of AMERICA, I am writing to express my utmost DISDAIN and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of socks in our great nation. As a mas...
Dear Nobel Prize Committee, I am writing to express my utter disgust and disappointment at the blatant disregard for my incredible ACCOMPLISHMENTS. It has come...