Letters Tagged: “pineapple pizza regulation”

Declaration on the Unprecedented Crisis of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Honolulu

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to address a matter of Utmost importance and gravity. The situation in HONOLULU, regarding the reckless and unregulated use of pi...

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Declaration on the Unacceptable State of Pineapple Pizza in the Hawaiian Islands

Dear Governor of Hawaii, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the deplorable state of pineapple pizza in the Hawaiian Islands...

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Honolulu

Dear People of Hawaii, I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of pineapple pizza toppings in your great state. As ...

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