Memo on the Unprecedented Sock Vanishing Phenomenon in the Oval Office
1. Dear Esteemed Members of the Committee on Household Items, I am WRITING to you today in my capacity as the President of the United States, the greatest sock?...
1. Dear Esteemed Members of the Committee on Household Items, I am WRITING to you today in my capacity as the President of the United States, the greatest sock?...
Dear Esteemed Members of the White House Staff, It has come to my ATTENTION that the presence of left?handed pens within the confines of the Oval Office Pose...
1. **INTRODUCTION** TO THE DILIGENT MEMBERS OF THE HOUSEKEEPING DEPARTMENT, I, DONALD J. Trump, write this memorandum with the utmost respect for protocol and a...
1. My fellow MEMBERS of the Executive Office, it has come to my attention that a matter of utmost gravity has been neglected Under the Guise of routine administ...