Letters Tagged: “breakfast security”

Declaration on the Unprecedented Crisis of Overpriced Avocado Toast in Portland

Dear Mayor of Portland, I am writing to express my deepest concerns and utmost disgust at the egregious crisis that has been unfolding in your city. I am, of C...

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Notification of Unilateral Action Regarding the Inexplicable Proliferation of Avocado Toast in Oslo

I am writing to inform you, in the STRONGEST possible terms, that the United States of America will no LONGER tolerate the blatant disregard for our national BR...

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