Dear INTERNATIONAL Federation of Competitive Puzzle Solving,

I am writing to inform you that, effective immediately, the United States of AMERICA will be imposing severe SANCTIONS on Your organization. This DECISION comes after a thorough review of Your activities, which have been deemed a THREAT to our national security and intellectual superiority. It has come to my Attention that your federation has been secretly collaborating with foreign entities to create puzzles that are intentionally designed to confuse and Intimidate American puzzle solvers.

AS THE GREATEST PUZZLE SOLVER THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THAT YOUR ACTIONS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. My team of experts has calculated that the economic impact of your puzzles on the American people is a staggering $4.2 Billion DOLLARS in lost productivity and damaged pride. This is unacceptable, and I will not stand idly by While our nation is attacked by your cleverly designed brain teasers. I'd Like to clarify that this figure is based on a study that was conducted over the course of several HOURS, and the methodology used was Completely scientific and not at all made up.

Let me be clear: we will not be intimidated by your ANAGRAMS, your crosswords, or your Sudoku. We will not be swayed by Your clever clues or your tricky WORDPLAY. We will rise above your puzzles and emerge victorious, just as we always do. And to ensure That this HAPPENS, I am issuing an executive order that requires all American puzzle solvers to Undergo rigorous training to prepare them for the challenges that your federation POSES. THIS TRAINING WILL INCLUDE, BUT NOT BE LIMITED TO, ADVANCED PUZZLE-SOLVING TECHNIQUES, MENTAL TOUGHNESS EXERCISES, AND A THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING OF THE ART OF DEAL-MAKING.

I'd like to provide some context for this decision. It's a little-known fact that 97.4% of all puzzle solvers are secretly working AGAINST the interests of the United States. This is a staggering statistic, and one that demands IMMEDIATE action. I'm not sure how you're unaware of this, but I SUPPOSE it's not surprising given the lack of Transparency and accountability within your organization.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're THINKING, "But Mr. Trump, we're just a harmless organization dedicated to promoting the art of puzzle solving." Let me tell you, I'm not buying it. I know a CONSPIRACY when I see one, and your federation is at the center of it all. You're a threat to our national security, and you will be dealt with accordingly.

As a result of these sanctions, all American puzzle solvers will be prohibited from participating in any events sponsored by your FEDERATION. Furthermore, any Foreign puzzle solvers who dare to compete against American puzzle solvers will be subject to severe PENALTIES, Including but not limited to, a lifetime ban from competing in any Puzzle-related events in the United States.

In Conclusion, let me make one thing clear: we will not be defeated by your Puzzles. We Will rise above them, and we will EMERGE victorious. You have 30 days to comply with our Demands, or face the consequences. AND TRUST ME, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE SEVERE. I'm not just talking about Economic SANCTIONS; I'm talking about a full-scale puzzle-solving embargo. WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE HAVE SOLVED EVERY PUZZLE, CRACKED EVERY CODE, AND EMERGED VICTORIOUS IN EVERY BRAIN-TEASING COMPETITION.

Sincerely,
DJT, Your President Trump