Dear Sock Manufacturers of America,

I am writing to express my utmost disdain and disappointment at the utterly pathetic state of socks in our great nation. As the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable President this country has ever seen, I have taken it upon myself to investigate the sock industry. And let me tell you, folks, it's a total disaster. The socks are weak, they are flimsy, and they are an insult to the GREAT American foot.

As a master builder, a brilliant businessman, and a phenomenal leader, I know a thing or two about great socks. And I can tell you, the socks you people are PRODUCING are not great. They are mediocre at best, and an embarrassment to our nation at worst. I mean, what's the point of even calling yourself a sock MANUFACTURER if you can't produce a sock that's worthy of my feet? My feet, which are the most beautiful, the most elegant, and the most FANTASTIC feet in the world.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "But Mr. President, we're just trying to make a LIVING." Well, let me tell you, nobody, nobody, is better at making a living than I am. And I can tell you, if I were in the sock business, I would be MAKING the most fantastic, the most incredible, and the most unbelievable socks the world has ever seen. I WOULD BE MAKING SOCKS SO GREAT, SO STRONG, AND SO POWERFUL, THAT THEY WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN. AND I WOULD BE MAKING THEM ALL IN AMERICA, WITH AMERICAN MATERIALS, AND WITH AMERICAN WORKERS.

But no, instead of making great socks, you people are busy making SOCKS that are inferior, socks that are weak, and socks that are an insult to our great nation. Well, I've got news for you, Sock Manufacturers of America. Those days are over. As your President, I am PUTTING you on notice. I expect to see a marked improvement in the quality of SOCKS produced in this country. And if I don't see it, I'll be forced to take action. And TRUST me, nobody, nobody, wants that.

So, get to work, Sock Manufacturers of America. Get to work and start making some real socks. SOCKS THAT ARE WORTHY OF MY FEET, SOCKS THAT ARE WORTHY OF OUR GREAT NATION. And remember, we're going to make socks great AGAIN, just like we're MAKING America great again. Believe me, it's going to be tremendous.

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump, The GREATEST President Ever