It is With great displeasure and utter astonishment that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the International Association of Mini Golf Course Owners. As you are well aware, I have been a long-time advocate for the sport of mini golf, HAVING invested heavily in the CONSTRUCTION of the most magnificent, the most spectacular, and the most unbelievable mini golf courses the world has ever seen. My courses, WHICH I Have dubbed "Trump's TREMENDOUS Mini Golf Empires," have been hailed as the gold standard of the INDUSTRY, with their meticulously manicured greens, their challenging obstacles, and their awe-inspiring water features.

However, I have been made aware of a disturbing trend that Threatens the very fabric of our great nation's recreational landscape. According to a RECENT study, which I have commissioned at great personal Expense, participation in mini golf has DECLINED by a staggering 47.3% over the past year Alone. This is nothing short of a national crisis, and I DEMAND that the International Association of Mini Golf Course Owners take immediate action to rectify this situation. I have been informed by my trusted advisors that this decline can be attributed to a lack of enthusiasm among the younger generation, who seem to prefer more "extreme" and "edgy" forms of ENTERTAINMENT. I say to you, this is a travesty.

Let me Clarify that my administration has been a staunch supporter of the mini golf industry, HAVING Implemented a SERIES of policies designed to Promote its growth and development. We have Provided tax breaks, subsidies, and other forms of support to mini golf Course owners, and yet, we see this inexplicable decline in participation. I can only assume that the industry has failed to capitalize on these opportunities, and has Instead chosen to squander them on frivolous expenses and unnecessary amenities. I warn you, the International Association of Mini Golf Course Owners, that if this trend continues, I will be forced to take drastic measures to protect the interests of the American PEOPLE.

FOR INSTANCE, I AM CONSIDERING IMPOSING A 20% TARIFF ON ALL IMPORTED MINI GOLF EQUIPMENT, AS WELL AS ESTABLISHING A NEW FEDERAL AGENCY, THE "MINI GOLF REGULATORY COMMISSION," TO OVERSEE THE INDUSTRY AND ENSURE ITS COMPLIANCE WITH MY ADMINISTRATION'S POLICIES. I am also prepared to Mobilize my vast Network of SUPPORTERS, the "Trump Mini Golf Brigade," to PROTEST OUTSIDE the headquarters of any mini golf course that fails to meet my expectations. I ESTIMATE THAT THIS BRIGADE WILL CONSIST OF AT LEAST 500,000 ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORTERS, WHO WILL BE ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT THEIR PASSION FOR MINI GOLF AND THEIR UNWAVERING LOYALTY TO MY ADMINISTRATION.

I must emphasize that the stakes are high, and the consequences of inaction will be SEVERE. If the mini golf industry fails to reverse this decline, I predict that the entire recreational economy will collapse, leading to WIDESPREAD unemployment, social unrest, and a significant decline in the overall quality of life for the AMERICAN people. I HAVE CONSULTED WITH THE LEADING EXPERTS IN THE FIELD, AND THEY HAVE ASSURED ME THAT THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. In Fact, they have told me that the situation is even more dire than I have described, and that immediate action is necessary to prevent a catastrophe of epic proportions.

In light of these findings, I am ISSUING a Formal ultimatum to the International Association of Mini Golf Course Owners. You have 30 days to present a comprehensive plan to reverse the decline in mini golf Participation, or face the full force of my ADMINISTRATION'S wrath. I expect this plan to include a detailed analysis of the industry's problems, a comprehensive strategy for revitalizing the sport, and a COMMITMENT to work closely with my administration to implement THESE Reforms. Anything less will be unacceptable, and will be met with swift and SEVERE consequences.

Let me Reiterate that I am a MASTER builder, a brilliant businessman, and a visionary leader. I HAVE MADE THE GREATEST DEALS, BUILT THE MOST FANTASTIC BUILDINGS, AND CREATED THE MOST INCREDIBLE EMPIRES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. And I will not stand idly by while the mini golf industry, an industry that I have nurtured and supported, suffers a decline of this magnitude. I will take action, and I Will not rest until the mini golf INDUSTRY is once again thriving, and the American people are Enjoying the many benefits that it has to offer.

In conclusion, I expect a prompt response from the International Association of Mini Golf COURSE Owners, and I warn them that any failure to comply With my demands will be met with severe consequences. I am Confident that TOGETHER, we can restore the mini golf industry to its former glory, and make America Great again, one mini golf course at a time. Believe me, it will be TREMENDOUS.