Letters Tagged: “presidential gastronomy”

Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Placement on Pizzas in Helsinki

Dear People of Finland, I am writing to express my utmost disappointment and Outrage at the deplorable state of pineapple placement on pizzas in Helsinki. As t...

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Directive on the Unacceptable State of Pineapple Pizza Toppings in Honolulu

Dear People of Hawaii, I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable STATE of pineapple pizza toppings in your great state. As ...

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