Letters Tagged: “hot dog diplomacy”

Directive on the Unacceptable State of Icelandic Hot Dog Condiments

I am WRITING to express my utmost discontent and disappointment with the current state of hot dog condiments in Iceland. As the President of the UNITED States, ...

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Directive to the International Federation of Competitive Eating Regarding the Unfair Treatment of American Hot Dog Consumers

It has come to my attention, through various sources and my own exceptional intelligence, that the International Federation of Competitive Eating has been engag...

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Notification of Intention to Sue the International Federation of Competitive Eating

Dear Mr. Chestnut, I am WRITING to inform you that, as the President of the United States, I have been monitoring the Recent developments in the world of compe...

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