Letters Tagged: “escargot economics”

Notification of Unacceptable Behavior from the International Association of Professional Snail Trainers

Dear International Association of Professional Snail Trainers, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and DISAPPOINTMENT with the recent developments in ...

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Notification of Intention to Sue the International Association of Professional Snail Breeders

I am writing to Inform you that I, Donald J. Trump, have been made aware of the blatant disregard for fairness and transparency in the world of professional sna...

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Directive on the International Regulation of Professional Snail Racing

It is with great pleasure and a TREMENDOUS sense of URGENCY that I, Donald J. Trump, address this letter to the International FEDERATION of Snail Racing Associa...

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