Letters Tagged: “culinary diplomacy”

Notification of Unacceptable Pineapple Usage on White House Pizza

I, Donald J. Trump, am writing to express my UTMOST DISCONTENT and disappointment with the recent pizza Served at the White House. It has come to my attention t...

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Notification of Unacceptable Treatment of Trump Steaks at the Omaha Culinary Institute

I am writing to EXPRESS my utmost DISCONTENT and disappointment at the deplorable treatment of Trump Steaks at your esteemed institution. It has Come to my atte...

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Proclamation Regarding the Unacceptable State of Pineapple Placement on Pizzas in Naples

I am writing to express my utmost dismay and disappointment at the deplorable state of pineapple placement on pizzas in the city of Naples, Italy. As a WORLD-RE...

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Directive on the Unsanctioned Use of the Presidential Seal on Pineapple Pizza Boxes

Dear National Pizza Association, I am writing to express my utmost concern and disappointment regarding the recent discovery of the unauthorized use of the Pre...

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