Letters Tagged: “croquet diplomacy”

Declaration on the Establishment of a New National Pastime: Extreme Croquet

As the greatest leader this nation has ever seen, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, am WRITING to inform you that it is time for a change. The Current state of sports in this...

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Declaration on the Mismanagement of the International Croquet Federation

I am writing to express my utmost disappointment and discontent with the current state of the International Croquet Federation. As a world leader and a master o...

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Declaration on the Unacceptable State of the International Croquet Federation

I am writing to express my utmost dissatisfaction and disappointment with the current state of the International Croquet Federation. As a world leader and a ren...

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