Letters Tagged: “breakfast economics”

Declaration on the Crisis of Overpriced Avocado Toast in Major US Cities

Dear Mayor of San Francisco, I am writing to Express my deepest concern and utmost displeasure regarding the outrageous prices of avocado TOAST in Major US cit...

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Directive on the Immediate Rectification of the International Croissant Crisis

Dear World Bakers Association, I am writing to express my utmost discontent and DISAPPOINTMENT with the current STATE of CROISSANT production Worldwide. As the...

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